I have told you before about the ecstatic wonders of "bulletproof coffee."
You may also recall that sometimes, when I am in a hurry pre-workout, I will have a combo of coffee and protein powder mixed together. It is pretty delicious.
Under no circumstances should you do this with bulletproof coffee.
Ack. Ick. Yuck.
I am sure there is a scientific explanation for this -- undoubtedly using the word "emulsified" --
but let's just say that the protein powder doesn't dissolve very well with the butter and coconut oil in there, and it forms a layer of chewy pond scum on top of your coffee.
Mmmmm. Chewy pond scum.
Here are the GEICO girls to help you out with what to say to all that.